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Direct Misfire Missive: COK21 Winners & Losers!

Direct Misfire Missive: COK21 Winners & Losers!

October 31, 2020

As with all life, there's winners and losers and the Clash of Kings 2021 update is no different! 
Join Bensome, Sellick and Huw as we bypass the campaign & lore to dive into the changes that impact your army!
Will undead get the nerf everyone required? Will Huw love the new Ratkin character? Does the Wiltfather pay childsupport? Our very detailed and slightly intoxicated review has the answers!

Give us a shout out on facebook or twitter if you agree or not!

Cheers,

Direct Misfire

KoW Army Power Rankings pre-CoK2020

KoW Army Power Rankings pre-CoK2020

September 26, 2020

The Direct Misfire cats talk through how they see the relative power rankings of the Kings of War armies, just prior to the release of Clash of Kings 2020.

We're interested to hear what you think. Are they way off? What tier would you put the armies into? Are auto-wound dwarves actually fine? Does Morgoth need a buff? Share all your bad ideas on the Direct Misfire Facebook page!

Create your own Direct Misfire style tier list here: https://tiermaker.com/create/direct-misfire-kings-of-war-army-tier-list-563048

Direct Misfire Missive: Kings of Fight Club Round 2

Direct Misfire Missive: Kings of Fight Club Round 2

September 20, 2020

You listened to round 1 so we took that as confirmation to go ahead and bring you Kings of Fightclub Round 2! 
Prepare yourselves once again for another totally professional and not-at-all wince-inducing action packed half hour. 

Will your favourite make it into the next round? Tune in and find out. 

Enjoy!

This episode was brought to you by Maccwar's Curatives: Things go better with a Maccwar. 

Direct misfire v3: Kingdom of Men army Review

Direct misfire v3: Kingdom of Men army Review

August 28, 2020

We may not be keepers of many scared words but we're back!

As voted by you the people, Direct misfire run through the Kingdom of Men Army review, this time in 3rd edition. 
If you ever find yourself noticing a flesh wound or avoiding shubbery with your knights, then review is for you.

Unless its a drink, put what ever is in your hands down, jump in your comfy chair and listen to Bensome, Sellick and Huw talk through the Kingdom of Men list in detail as we open your mind to ways of the Kingdom of Men.

Enjoy and then get in touch with us on facebook or twitter!

- Direct Misfire

NOTE: This message was endorsed by hero and The Captain

Direct Misfire Missive: Kings of Fight Club Round 1

Direct Misfire Missive: Kings of Fight Club Round 1

July 12, 2020

Massage those eye muscles and loosen up those traps because a world of cringe is headed your way. Yes the first round of Kings of Fight Club has been completed and within are the results.

Presented in a mock commentary sports gig type thing, listen as three guys with almost no commentary experience fumble their way through eight rounds of combat.

Behind the curtain: we played a bunch of one vs one games using the paired heroes in a set, circular board. What you're about to hear is a dramatisation of the events that took place. Use of imagination is greatly advised.

Enjoy!

 

PS. Let us know if this was any good. It took way longer to edit than normal and i'd rather not have to do it again if it causes irreparable ear damage. Cheers.
-Bensome

Direct Misfire Missive: Digital Battles

Direct Misfire Missive: Digital Battles

June 10, 2020

First there was Morpheus and Neo (Keanu not Page) digitally fighting on the matrix, now join the slightly less dramatic hosts Bensome, Huw and Sellick to see how they have been juggling online gaming! Multiple tournaments in multiple systems with numerous amazing opponents all while in isolation

While the restrictions are starting to ease in the southern hemisphere, the gaming is definitely ramping up! Grab a brush and some paint, give us a listen then jump onto facebook or twitter and have a chat!

Happy Hobby! 

Kings of War v3: Ratkin army review

Kings of War v3: Ratkin army review

May 13, 2020

Lock the doors, close the shutters and don your N95 mask as the lads put the Ratkin army under the microscope. Join them at a safe distance as they isolate each aspect of the army and inform the public on the do's and don'ts on all things ratty. 

Settle in for this quarantine-length episode and don't forget to wash your hands when it's done. 

Enjoy!

 

PS: Huw makes many references to an "impeded" rule; he meant Hindered (I wasn't going to swap them out as it would have taken forever).

 

Direct Misfire Missive: Covid Entertainment

Direct Misfire Missive: Covid Entertainment

April 7, 2020

Join Bensome, Sellick and Huw as we have a quick chat about what we've been doing during our Australian lock down!

Between avoiding sneezes and dodging handshakes we've been thinking about you and want to know how you're getting through the covid19 pandemic!
We're busy editing another podcast and rolling dice for Kings of Fightclub so get involved give us a listen! 

We ;ook forward to hearing from you all on facebook or twitter!

 

Kings of War - Universal Battle 2 facebook group
https://www.facebook.com/groups/545460108822989/ 

Kings of War - UB2 Australian Discord 
https://discord.gg/YdESMxa

 

Direct Misfire Missive: Third thoughts & Australian ranking changes

Direct Misfire Missive: Third thoughts & Australian ranking changes

March 11, 2020

After a few months amid the great Australian toilet paper crisis, Direct Misfire thought it was time for some third edition thoughts.
Bensome, Huw and Sellick dive into some of their thoughts on the new edition, rules and tournaments before touching on the changes to the Kings of War Australian ranking system!

So stop your toilet paper hording, grab a drink, strap on your headphones and give us a listen! 

- Sellick
Dont forget to vote on FB or Twitter!

Convic 2020 Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1245605632497019/

Direct Misfire Missive: CoK Au 2020 wrap up

Direct Misfire Missive: CoK Au 2020 wrap up

February 6, 2020

Live, unhinged, and recorded in Canberra; home of the Clash of Kings Australia 2020! Joined by special guests Andrew and Viv, the fellas discuss their predictions for the event before recounting their experiences. 

Recorded over 2 days, the audio on this one isn't the greatest as the setup is different from the usual (so don't get used to it - this isn't going to be the new standard).

Also for those with delicate sensibilities be warned. There's a few naughty words thrown about during the course of conversations.

Enjoy!

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